Spring Break Sonnet

Spring break was not as much fun as I planned
I sat around all day wishing to play
Sometimes were super, some were very bland
I went outside and laid during the day
I was hoping and wishing for a tan
I had a lot of weird and stupid chores
I wish it was hot enough for a fan
My mom would even have me wash the doors
Oreo's were my favorite this break
K's park was the best when boredom would reach
Sat inside so much I got a head ache
Stayed home while people were at the beach
We would walk around town and have some fun
I saw a dude with a righteous man bun

Insult Poem

Remember you are my brother
Not my mother
You cannot tell me what to do
You smell like the dogs doo-doo

Why do you always think you're so good at everything
You barely made the varsity team
You need to lose some weight good fellow
because now you're starting to look like jello

You think you're so cool
just admit it, you look like a fool
Yes, you are older than me
but I'm the better one can't you see

How can you make it to state
but yet you can't even score a date
All you do is play on your video game

but I do love you because we are the same